HOUSE MD

Έλα όλοι μας έχουμε δει κάποτε House MD....

εδώ θα ποστάρουμε Quotes απο τα επικά λόγια του θεου Dr.House η ποστάρουμε θεικές σκηνές απο τις πράξεις του..


αρχίζω εγώ!

We're all pathetic. It's what makes everything interesting

‎"No,
there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a
Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet
between love and hate."

Dr Cameron: you're going to cure death?
House: Mwah-ha-ha-ha

Humanity is overrated


‎"If you talk to god you are religious, if god talk to you, you are crazy."

ααααχ...House...ενας απο τους υποψηφιους για μελλων συζηγος μου....λατρεια και ερωτας... :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

Quotes δεν θυμαμαι...δεν πειραζ...Γρηγορης πες εσυ τπτ...

νομίζω σε κάποιον ετοιμοθάνατο είχε πει

Have you ever played in a porn movie?

ή κάτι τέτοιο...

μετα απο googlαρισμα φυσικα κατι βρηκα:

[House walks into hospital and sees room full of possible epidemic patients and turns around towards exit]
Dr. Cuddy: Dr. House! We need you here.
Dr. House: Sorry, lotta sick people. I might catch something.

Dr. House: [knocking on Wilson's office door] I know you're in there! I can hear you caring!

Wilson: I want a water bed. I’ve always wanted one; I know it’s ridiculous, it’s just, there’s something nice about the thought of being rocked to sleep in water. No mocking? No Freudian analysis of how the waterbed is really a great big vagina I want to crawl into?
House: I’m ignoring you because you make me sad.

House: Dr. House. I don't think we've met.
Dr. Conway: Dr. Jamie Conway. I've heard your name.
House: Most people have: It's also a noun.

Dr. Cuddy: Pay attention to me!
Dr. House: Sorry, that would make it harder to ignore you.

nice topic fella!

το House MD ειναι εμπειρια ζωης...αυτο και το Λοστ...τρομερο γελιο,απιστευτοι χαρακτηρες και πλοκη....
αξιζει με τα 1000...
απορω πως αρεσει το greys anatomy...

οι ατακες ειναι απειρες ρε...και το θεμα ειναι πως τις λεει...

θυμάστε το επισόδιο 4ο κυκλος νμζ που νομίζαν οτι έχει καρκίνο στον εγγέφαλο..και πήγε στην καντι να πάρει κατι εξετάσεις και η καντι τον αγκάλιασε γιατί λυπόταν και αυτός της χουφτωσε τον κόλο?? xD


η την φάση που κάποιος πονούσε απίστευτα και του κοπανάει μια ένεση...και μετά λεει στον νοσοκόμο φέρε την αναισθητική!! ΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑ
Cuddy: But u just did it
Dr.House: Παραλητικό ήταν

(δεν θυμάμε τον διαλογο αλλά έτσι πήγαινε)



ΚΑΙ ΕΠΊΣΗΣ ΤΟ ΕΠΙΚΕΣΤΑΤΟ

"...I need oral sex. It makes medical sense."

"Good news is all the pilots are red meat men. Although I was kinda looking forward to landing this puppy myself."

"Happens often in high anxiety situation, especially to women. Now it
sounds sexist, but science says you're weak and soft. What can I do?"

αυτο ειναι thread!nice ρε συ μπισκοτο!

πολυ pro ο House,εχει απαντηση για ολα,μπορει να κοντραρει/επιλυσει/διαγνωσει και και και...τα παντα....και πολλα αλλα που βαριεμαι να τα γραψω γιατι θα με παρει μεχρι μεθαυριο....

καμια ατακα του θα βρω μετα να βαλω...now im boreeeed...

γαμάτη η σκηνή στο επεισόδιο Airborne (που ήταν σε ενα αεροπλάνο με την καντι και αρρώστησε όλο το αεροπλάνο)
που ήθελε να δει αν η καντι έχει βγάλει ακμες και της κατέβαζε το παντελόνι..

εκεί είπε τις θρυλικές ατάκες

"Good news is all the pilots are red meat men. Although I was kinda looking forward to landing this puppy myself."

και αυτήν που προανέφερα

"Happens often in high anxiety situation, especially to women. Now it
sounds sexist, but science says you're weak and soft. What can I do?"

επίσης θυμάμαι ένα επισόδιο με ένα κοριτσάκι που δεν ένιωθε πόνο και έλεγε στον χαους ότι είναι χειρότερο απο το να πονάς συνέχεια (ο χαοους)

και λέγαν (στο περίπου ετσι..?)

Girl: επειχήρημα
House:επειχήρημα
Girl: επειχήρημα
House: επειχήρημα
Girl: επειχήρημα
House: I got Shot...!! Trust me ..IT HURTS.

όλος ο διάλογος ηταν γαμάτος αλλά δεν τον θυμάμαι αμα τον βρω θα τον ποστάρω

Edit: ορίστε άλλα δυο που θυμήθικα


Cuddy: "You broke into my files."
House: "I had no choice, personnel files are confidential."


και

"I had a heart attack this morning. I can't do any more drugs 'til at least lunch. "

γιατι παιθανε αυτο το τοπικ?

δε ξερω.επισης δε ξερω γτ δεν εχω γραψει εδω...


"Thing is, hope's for sissies."


"I don't ask why patients lie, I just assume they all do."

"...there's no I in 'team'. There is a me, though, if you jumble it up."

"Humanity is overrated."

"Patients sometimes get better. You have no idea why, but unless you give a reason they won't pay you. Anybody notice if there's a full moon? ... let's rule out the lunar god and go from there."

"Occam's Razor. The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up."

"That's a catchy diagnosis, you could dance to that."

"Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don't save it for a sound bite."

ολα τα quotes ειναι επικα,και παντα γελαω,αλλα εκει που ελιωσα ηταν με το μουρο:

Reason for editing : ημουν off.και ξεχασα τα quotes.

ΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑ! XD

Epic quote!

House: "On average, drug addicts are stupid."
Stacy: "God, you're an idiot!"
House: "I like to think of myself as more of a jerk."

ναι αλλα εισαι και εσυ οφφ κανε ενιτ θα κανω και γω σε λιγακι xD


edit: βατομουρο αυτο για το Humanity το εχω ειδη βάλει :Ρ
edit2:στο επεισοδειο που ο HOUSE έκανε μια ένεση αδρεναλινης σε εναν π ειχε πεσει σε κομμα και τον επανεφερε για μια μερα

"Φυτο": "You know what? I didn't let you come along so you could suck all the fun out of my one day of life."
House: "Well, you're out of luck, 'cause that's totally why I'm here."

στο επεισόδιο που ήταν μια σε αναπυρικο καροτσακι (γιατρος) και του πήρε την θέση παρκινγκ!!<br><br>House: "You guys are still thinking like doctors when you should be
thinking like plumbers. Come on, I wanna see some butt crack."

με κοροιδευετε.γουρουνια!

"Patients always want proof. We're not making cars here, we don't give guarantees."

εντιτ νταν στο πανω μου ποστ :Ρ

βασω δεν σε κοροιδευει κανεις :Ρ





House: "Ladies and Gentlemen! I have nothing in my hands, nothing up my sleeve. I do have something in my pants but that's not going to help with this particular trick..."



BUAHAHAHAH

πλακα κανω καλε :Ρ

"You have seven minutes left to live...
in dog years nyuk nyuk." - οταν μιλουσε σε ενα μωρακι.

Cameron: "His wife arranged it for an anniversary present. And if you ask me, if two people really trust each other, a threesome once every seven years might actually help a marriage."
House: "Okay, I say we stop the DDX and discuss that comment."


xDDD

να καποια κ απο μενα

"Try not to be a jerk. I'm trying. I'm just failing."

"How like a man to think I enjoy slaving over a hot stove all day while you're off banging secretaries."

"Like breaking up with a clingy girlfriend. Sure I'll miss the sex but now I get to drink milk right out of the carton."

"If you believe in God, pray that this works. Also you might want to ask him why he blew off your arm."

House ftw!

House: "Ah, my birthday. Normally I'd put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the Earth has circled the Sun one more time; I really didn't think it was going to make it this year, but darn it if it wasn't the little planet that could all over again."

Cuddy: "It takes two department heads to treat shortness of breath? What, do the complications increase exponentially with cup size?"

Wilson: "I'm not gonna date a patient's daughter."
House: "Very ethical. Of course, most married men would say they don't date at all."

House: "People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort."